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Rapid Ejection University (REjectU) Application

Your name here:

Do you know your own demographic information?
Yes
No

Are your parents smart?
Yes
No

What is your current GPA?

Do you have any honors?
Yes
No

What activities did you participate in?

Please write your application essay here. You may pick your prompt.

Disclaimer

No information entered here leaves your computer. REjectU is not a real university. This form will reject you no matter what you put in. This was inspired by Andreas Zeller’s Autoreject. My actual website is here.