Theia Tours Customer Service
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Option Explanation if you cannot hear the audio:
Welcome to the award-losing Spacefaring Theia Tours
Customer Service! Your call is very important to us.
Please select one of the following options:
For spaceship computer issues, press 1. To see the third option, press 2. To see
the second option, press 3. For navigation issues, press 4. For issues with fuel,
press 5. To express anger at customer support, press 6. For refrigerator problems,
press 7. For issues with lighting, press 8. If your spaceship has exploded, press 9.
If you have pounded your spaceship in frustration, press pound. For issues with
cable television, press star. To escape this madness, press 0.